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Insurance Jokes and Humor courtesy of Lawrence S. Brodsky Insurance

Insurance has not normally been thought of as a very funny subject. Up until now. The Lawrence S. Brodsky Agency would like to show you that there is a funny side as well. We hope you will enjoy the material we have collected. If you have a funny insurance joke or story that we've missed, please let us share it with the insurance community by submitting it to us. We think this is the largest collection of insurance jokes and humor on the internet. Enjoy!

	The Most Recent Joke Posted
Interview with Lawrence S. Brodsky - see the movie!	Lawrence S. Brodsky's television interview.
	No matter what your feelings about managed healthcare this page is sure to create a smile or two.
	Actuaries? Dull, duller, dullest? They're easier to make fun of than Bill Clinton. So we will.
	Real claims and some that are not, we have some stories to tell.
	Of course insurance sales people haven't escaped being joke targets. Have you hugged your insurance agent, today? We need your support.
	Some of our humor and jokes couldn't be classified above, so we placed them here. Enjoy!
	Insurance Related Humor and Jokes reprinted with the generous permission of the authors
One of Larry Brodsky's favorites.	An HMO accounts clerk had a cabin in the West Virginia mountains and liked to go there for his frequent vacation times. Each summer, he would invite a different friend spend a week or two up at his cabin. One particular summer, he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to stay with him. The friend agreed. Early one morning, the clerk and his Czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering buckets of delicious red raspberries, along came two huge Bears--a male and a female. The HMO accounts clerk, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't as fast, and the male bear grabbed him and swallowed him whole. The clerk ran back to his car, tore into town as fast has he could, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and they dashed back to the berry patch. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!" cried the clerk, pointing to the male bear. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and SHOT THE FEMALE BEAR! "What do you think you're doing??" exclaimed the clerk, "I said he was in the other bear!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would YOU believe an HMO accounts clerk who told you that the Czech was in the Male?"